Those sleepless nights are finally catching up to me.

Had my final Japanese test today, along with a math quiz. Didn't know a single thing of both.

Copy mode activated

Thanks to Yee Tian and Siow Ting for letting me copy in Jap and math respectively.

*During math test*

Me: *looks at Siow Ting's paper*

Teacher: Your eyes don't move diagonally, only can move vertically. *Idiot smile at me*

Me: *Gives a bastard smile and a raised brow*

*continues copying her paper right in front of teacher face*

MUAHAHAHAHA!

Landon's Guide to making everywhere your sleeping zone!

Tip 1:

Close your eyes. Obviously. Unless you're Aldrich. IF so, then by all means, go ahead and leave your eyes open, you'll still fall asleep.

Tip 2:

Find a nice object, such as a bag or a table, that you can rest your arms on so that your arms are 90 degrees from your body. Unless you're a experienced sleeper like me, then u will be able to sleep sitting up, STANDING up, and basically just anywhere possible.

Tip 3:

Do not think about anything. Yes, anything. Clear your mind and do not think, do not even think of trying to sleep. Your body will become so bored that it shuts down into sleep mode. Although if you're really tired then even if u do think, u will sleep eventually.

Tip 4:

Make sure there is no sudden change in noise & the kind of noise. Even if its noisy, u will remain asleep unless there is a change of noise. (Not always true though)

Tip 5:

If you have an air-conditioner, turn it on to like superrr cold. Then cover yourself with a blanket. Don't ask me what's the point. It just helps. (It doesn't apply to me though, coz i aint got air-con in my house) although it forever, ever, ever(chris brown?) works for me in overseas hotel. Air-con FTW!

Tip 6:

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT count sheeps. Or even sheeps jumping the fence for that matter. Personally, I've tried it myself. I reached a 100, yes ONE HUNDRED sheeps. It does not work and in fact, it makes u feel more awake. =.=

Tip 7:

Blog about random shit like this, it makes u so bored and sleepy that when you hit the bed, which is wad im gonna do, ur gonna be in lala-land before u can even hug ur pillow/bolster wadeva.